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'Your pistol's useless, Watson - it's the Penguin of the Baskervilles!'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

My First Camera

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

He looks so natural lying there...

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Channelling on the Cheap

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'