Drawing Room Mystery Enthusiast Mugs

'Your pistol's useless, Watson - it's the Penguin of the Baskervilles!'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

My First Camera

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

He looks so natural lying there...

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Channelling on the Cheap

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"Play 'Misty' for me."

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'Turns out it was J K Rowling, in the drawing room, with a laptop.'

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!