Dramatic Oracle T-Shirts

Palmist Alarmist - Uh ooooh!

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Power/Expenditures

The Authentic Christmas.

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

Mime Tug-of-War

Hipster Police Department

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

"We are in the bear's house. Goldilocks has just eaten a bowl of porridge. Papa Bear enters."

'So, did I get the job?'

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

"The perfect gift? He's gonna love this! The fact that she thinks I'd even want this makes me question our entire relationship!"

'Want a good read Sex, violence, incest, murder Old Testament.'

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

I Pagliacci

"It's asking for your password."

'Sit down and be quiet, Margaret! Besides, you can't be 'king' of anything, let alone, 'the WORLD'!'

"I started in advertising, then I wandered in the desert for forty years. Now I'm a screenwriter."

I had a career in theatre, and television but I quit because I couldn't suppress my passion for insurance sales

"I knew I should have kept my mouth shut!"

"I feel as if everything in my life has happened offstage."

The Death Fires (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

For Pete's sake! Does he HAVE to say 'for whom the bell tolls' every time the stock market closes???

'I'm a former movie star... but all the world's a stage and what I really want to do is direct!'

"I don't know who my audience is."

Trust the critics. They know best what makes a good movie.

Theatre Mask

'I think Tom sometimes regrets giving up on his theatrical career.'