Dramatic Soul T-Shirts

"I knew I should have kept my mouth shut!"

"I feel as if everything in my life has happened offstage."

Theatre Mask

'I've got first night nerves.'

I Pagliacci

Rutger Shower

The Art Student.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Romance

"Do me next."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Instructional guide to scribbling

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Little help?"

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"I heard they mate for life."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'I always cry at weddings!'

Reginald Bunthorne

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."