Lyrical Soul T-Shirts

Samantha Fish

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Cat Tie

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Reginald Bunthorne

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

"I heard they mate for life."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Get crazy once in a while

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Your tiny hand is frozen...

'In Love'

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!