Lyrical Soul Mugs

Samantha Fish

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Cat Tie

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Reginald Bunthorne

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

"I heard they mate for life."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Get crazy once in a while

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Your tiny hand is frozen...

'In Love'

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!