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'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

"We are in the bear's house. Goldilocks has just eaten a bowl of porridge. Papa Bear enters."

'Want a good read Sex, violence, incest, murder Old Testament.'

'I think Tom sometimes regrets giving up on his theatrical career.'

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"To be or not to be."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

A little bird told me...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

The Unhappy King

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

A couple decides what to watch.

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

Speech

I Pagliacci

Harriet Walter

Oedipus

Proposal

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

Football player taking the ball home.