Dramatic Speaker T-Shirts

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Southwark Fair.

"To be or not to be."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Comedy and tragedy masks

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'

Harriet Walter

Eugene Ionesco

The Modern Godot

Samuel Beckett

John Masefield.

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

James Barrie.

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

Henrik Ibsen

An opera singer

Oscar Wilde

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

Modern Day Hamlet.

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

Mime Tug-of-War

Euripides

John Galsworthy

To Be/Not To Be

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'