Dramatic Reader Gifts

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

"We are in the bear's house. Goldilocks has just eaten a bowl of porridge. Papa Bear enters."

'Want a good read Sex, violence, incest, murder Old Testament.'

'I think Tom sometimes regrets giving up on his theatrical career.'

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Cut!

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"To be or not to be."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

A little bird told me...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

The Unhappy King

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

A couple decides what to watch.

I Pagliacci

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

Proposal

Oedipus

Harriet Walter

Speech