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"I'm neither a good cop nor a bad cop, Jerome. Like yourself, I'm a complex amalgam of positive and negative personality traits that emerge or not, depending on circumstances."

"You never finish your screenplay, but you do achieve fuller, thicker hair."

Shepherd and eurydice

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'They all want to play the star.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Herman Mankiewicz

Reading my Critics

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Honoré de Balzac

Southwark Fair.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

'Hamlet'

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Trump! The Musical

German Expressionist Breakfast

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Shakespeare was bisexual

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Theatre Masks and Butts

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'You know too much!'

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Modern Major General