Drama Writer Gifts

"I'm neither a good cop nor a bad cop, Jerome. Like yourself, I'm a complex amalgam of positive and negative personality traits that emerge or not, depending on circumstances."

"You never finish your screenplay, but you do achieve fuller, thicker hair."

Shepherd and eurydice

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'They all want to play the star.'

Herman Mankiewicz

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Reading my Critics

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Southwark Fair.

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'Hamlet'

Honoré de Balzac

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Trump! The Musical

German Expressionist Breakfast

'You know too much!'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Cut!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Shakespeare was bisexual

Theatre Masks and Butts

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.