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Occu-Pie Mars

"Nice dross, darling!"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'They all want to play the star.'

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'You know too much!'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

Cut!

University Soapflakes

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"To be or not to be."

Modern Major General

Jack Gleeson

Theatre Crowd

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Mikado

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Senta jumps into the sea

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'