Downsizing Fan Gifts

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

A baby using a heavy duty drill

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

How would Madam like to pay?

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

"Do you have anything smaller?"

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Police officer does a puppet show for a child.

'You said you liked red cars.'

'I think the new convertible is because they're going through a mid-life Pisces.'

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

Bottle Battle

"It's just the architect's model, but I'm very excited."

Soft-tops.

America's Next Top Baby

Maybe I should get a convertible.

Direct injection.

'I got Norman a personalised number plate that reflects character.' NON NTT

'... and to think this is the same kid who was terrified of getting a shot at the doctor.'

"Are you sure you used the correct scale?"

'Go get a smaller ball!'

Large breasted lady with a tshirt caption - "Hands off!"

Delivery Van with Tin Opener

Dog pees on outraged snowman

'Full Cozy B & B'