Downsizing Fan Prints

"We've townsized."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

A baby using a heavy duty drill

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

How would Madam like to pay?

"Mine's camper."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

"Do you have anything smaller?"

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

You've got to admire his spunk.

Police officer does a puppet show for a child.

'You said you liked red cars.'

'I think the new convertible is because they're going through a mid-life Pisces.'

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

Bottle Battle

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

"It's just the architect's model, but I'm very excited."

Soft-tops.

America's Next Top Baby

'I got Norman a personalised number plate that reflects character.' NON NTT

Maybe I should get a convertible.

Direct injection.

'... and to think this is the same kid who was terrified of getting a shot at the doctor.'

"Are you sure you used the correct scale?"

'Go get a smaller ball!'

Santa's computer used its own unique operating system.

Large breasted lady with a tshirt caption - "Hands off!"

Dog pees on outraged snowman

Delivery Van with Tin Opener