Miniature Model Fan Prints

"It's just the architect's model, but I'm very excited."

Bottle Battle

Packaging Russian Dolls

Knight Golfing

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

'They sure have small litters.'

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

A small man under a giant microscope.

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

"Do you have anything smaller?"

Chattanooga choo choo

Cut out and keep your own Pianist.

Police officer does a puppet show for a child.

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

'This is only 1:100 in scale to what I plan.'

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

'No, Janet, there is no mini-bar--but we do have mini-baccarat.'

Build the Iceberg that sunk the Titanic!

"This town ain't big enough."

America's Next Top Baby

"Now whose arms are tiny and useless?"

Red car

Small car - big man.

Maybe I should get a convertible.

Bonsai Garden Incinerator

'They are completely free of growth hormones.'

"Are you sure you used the correct scale?"

'I always look forward to these miniature village outings.'

It's a bit small, but dirt cheap on gas!

'Full Cozy B & B'

'How much longer can I hold this pose?' (flower in vase being painted).

"The only guarantee that comes with this car is that it won't shrink in the car wash."