Scale Model Fan Prints

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

A baby using a heavy duty drill

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Scientists building a tower

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Viggo Mortensen

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

A small man under a giant microscope.

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

Alberto Giacometti.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

"Do you have anything smaller?"

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Miguel Ferrer

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

Frederick Robinson

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition