Downsizing Dramatist Gifts

Got a creative soul in the world of theater or writing who's embracing downsizing? Explore our collection of witty and heartfelt items that honor their artistic journey and mark a fresh start with style. Perfect for the dramatist in your life, these gifts blend humor, creativity, and personality—ideal for adding a touch of cheer during a big life change.

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"At last! They've begun downsizing the top level."

"At last! They've begun downsizing the top level." mockup

"At last! They've begun downsizing the top level."

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"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale." mockup

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

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Scarpia from Tosca

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'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.' mockup

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

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Tosca stabs Scarpia

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"Less hair doesn't mean less work!" mockup

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

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Nikolai Gogol

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Waiter: 'Your Tossed salad Ma'am.' mockup

Waiter: 'Your Tossed salad Ma'am.'

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'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?'

'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?' mockup

'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?'

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House sale.

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"I'll have what's left of my people get in touch with what's left of your people."

"I'll have what's left of my people get in touch with what's left of your people." mockup

"I'll have what's left of my people get in touch with what's left of your people."

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I Pagliacci

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Trilby - The 'Rosemonde' of Schubert. mockup

Trilby - The 'Rosemonde' of Schubert.

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"It's a profit and loss statement. Read it with gusto!"

"It's a profit and loss statement. Read it with gusto!" mockup

"It's a profit and loss statement. Read it with gusto!"

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Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize! mockup

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

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"I play the husband, but am promised a speaking part next time."

"I play the husband, but am promised a speaking part next time." mockup

"I play the husband, but am promised a speaking part next time."

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"But first, if it please the court, Brunnhilde's farewell to Siegfried from 'Gotterdammerung.'"

"But first, if it please the court, Brunnhilde's farewell to Siegfried from 'Gotterdammerung.'" mockup

"But first, if it please the court, Brunnhilde's farewell to Siegfried from 'Gotterdammerung.'"

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'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.' mockup

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

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She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years. mockup

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

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'... and I almost want to thank my pharmacist.'

'... and I almost want to thank my pharmacist.' mockup

'... and I almost want to thank my pharmacist.'

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"What will change my life?"

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'I'm leaving this damn job at the end of the month.' - 'How did you find out?'

'I'm leaving this damn job at the end of the month.' - 'How did you find out?' mockup

'I'm leaving this damn job at the end of the month.' - 'How did you find out?'

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'Let's face it, we never got along. I'm just sorry it had to come to this.'

'Let's face it, we never got along. I'm just sorry it had to come to this.' mockup

'Let's face it, we never got along. I'm just sorry it had to come to this.'

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"Hi again. Can I just check whether you enjoyed me interrupting your meal five minutes ago to ask whether you were enjoying your meal?"

"Hi again. Can I just check whether you enjoyed me interrupting your meal five minutes ago to ask whether you were enjoying your meal?" mockup

"Hi again. Can I just check whether you enjoyed me interrupting your meal five minutes ago to ask whether you were enjoying your meal?"

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"Jane's internal monologue is 'Hamlet'."

"Jane's internal monologue is 'Hamlet'." mockup

"Jane's internal monologue is 'Hamlet'."

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"Waiter - this dish doesn't contain enough adjectives..!"

"Waiter - this dish doesn't contain enough adjectives..!" mockup

"Waiter - this dish doesn't contain enough adjectives..!"

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"I can't approve of your office gossiping, Frank...and after you tell me the latest I want it to stop!"

"I can't approve of your office gossiping, Frank...and after you tell me the latest I want it to stop!" mockup

"I can't approve of your office gossiping, Frank...and after you tell me the latest I want it to stop!"

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"I haven't had the heart to tell him vaudeville's dead."

"I haven't had the heart to tell him vaudeville's dead." mockup

"I haven't had the heart to tell him vaudeville's dead."

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"Here are Monsieur Limace, our sommelier, Monsiere Juron, chef de Cuisine and Mr Kruigshenk, specialist for the beheading of breakfast eggs."

"Here are Monsieur Limace, our sommelier, Monsiere Juron, chef de Cuisine and Mr Kruigshenk, specialist for the beheading of breakfast eggs." mockup

"Here are Monsieur Limace, our sommelier, Monsiere Juron, chef de Cuisine and Mr Kruigshenk, specialist for the beheading of breakfast eggs."

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'I'm five, but I can play three to seven and a half.'

'I'm five, but I can play three to seven and a half.' mockup

'I'm five, but I can play three to seven and a half.'

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"What makes you think I'm the whistleblower?"

"What makes you think I'm the whistleblower?" mockup

"What makes you think I'm the whistleblower?"

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"I'd like something smaller – something with fewer walls to defend."

"I'd like something smaller – something with fewer walls to defend." mockup

"I'd like something smaller – something with fewer walls to defend."

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Lucia di Lammermoor

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Downsizing Dramatist Gifts Collection

Downsizing Dramatist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for dramatists and creative souls seeking a smile during change.

Downsizing Dramatist Pillows

Comfort and humor collide in our pillows for creatives navigating a downsized life.

Downsizing Dramatist Prints

Inspire their space with prints that capture the essence of their artistic spirit and fresh start.

Downsizing Dramatist T-Shirts

Find witty and artistic t-shirts designed for dramatists and theater lovers embracing life's new scene.