Dove Dazzler T-Shirts

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

The Four Tops in Concert

'You won't need a desk since you'll be delegating everything.'

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

'Only the years when the market was bullish...'

'Sorry, but I won't discuss my financial portfolio on a first date.'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

'Plastic Surgery for Beginners'

Parsifal

Colombia Peace Talks

"You're not serious. You want me to up Latin dance?"

Olive Branch

Since we started taking dancing lessons, I really look forward to coming home.

See, how peaceful peace is?

U R Here

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

Peace on Earth

"Whenever you're ready."

Biggo Carpet Co.: 'Out cutting a rug'

IRA Truce Out Of The Terrorism Cloud.

Peace Under Siege

War or Peace?

birds of peacenesting on Jesus' head

Caveman Basketball

"It's those bloody Jehovah's Witness kids again! Knocking and not running away!"

Peace Waits

'Sure, you talked him down three dollars, but then you let him sell you an extended warranty.'

'I'm not convinced hunting is an improvement on gathering.'

War and Peace

Building peace