Dove Dazzler Gifts

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

The Four Tops in Concert

'Only the years when the market was bullish...'

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

'You won't need a desk since you'll be delegating everything.'

'Sorry, but I won't discuss my financial portfolio on a first date.'

'Plastic Surgery for Beginners'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

Olive Branch

Colombia Peace Talks

Parsifal

"You're not serious. You want me to up Latin dance?"

Nervous man about to make a presentation.

Since we started taking dancing lessons, I really look forward to coming home.

'Hello, and welcome to Animals do the Funkiest Things.'

U R Here

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

Peace on Earth

See, how peaceful peace is?

"Whenever you're ready."

Peace Under Siege

IRA Truce Out Of The Terrorism Cloud.

Biggo Carpet Co.: 'Out cutting a rug'

"It's those bloody Jehovah's Witness kids again! Knocking and not running away!"

'Sure, you talked him down three dollars, but then you let him sell you an extended warranty.'

What a hypochondriac --- He's always turning on his "check engine" light!

birds of peacenesting on Jesus' head

Peace Waits

War and Peace

War or Peace?

Caveman Basketball

'I'm not convinced hunting is an improvement on gathering.'