Deal Dazzler Gifts

'Sure, you talked him down three dollars, but then you let him sell you an extended warranty.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

'You may have three mergers.'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

The Four Tops in Concert

Primordial Schmooze

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

'You won't need a desk since you'll be delegating everything.'

Worldwide Global Conglomerate, Takeover Division: 'FRIENDLY',,,'HOSTILE',

'Only the years when the market was bullish...'

'Sorry, but I won't discuss my financial portfolio on a first date.'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

"How much is the sign?"

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

'What split would you settle for, fifty fifty?' - 'As long as I get the hyphen as well.'

'Our strategy is to begin the meeting with an ironclad no-negotiation policy - and negotiate from there.'

It's been a pleasure taking you to the cleaners.

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Easter Island moai shake hands below the surface.

"You're not serious. You want me to up Latin dance?"

Nervous man about to make a presentation.

Dealmobile.

'He's busy right now, sweating out a risky trade. Can he call you back?'

Since we started taking dancing lessons, I really look forward to coming home.

Supermarket Special Offer! Two for the price of three!

'Hello, and welcome to Animals do the Funkiest Things.'

'Well, it makes me happy!'

Fair Trade Coffee. I'll give you this pen for a medium French roast.

"For goodness sake, wait till he's signed the McKimson deal!"

Pound sign being cut in half.

'Sorry, folks. We sold out by noon. It was complete bedlam.'