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'Sorry, but I won't discuss my financial portfolio on a first date.'

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"Do you mind?"

Asking out a palm reader.

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

'S'more wine?'

Film Lovers.

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Heart to heart talk.

Love Trap

Romance

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Lovers.

The Four Tops in Concert

"I like Chardonnay, but I like saying 'Pinot Grigio.'"

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

Paul knew he looked great in pastels.

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"