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Olive Branch

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Now I really hate poetry."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"I think we may be related!"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

TSA Noah

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

Rogue elephant