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'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

'I 'ad that Robbie Williams blocke on the back of me flipper the other day...'

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"Now I really hate poetry."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

TSA Noah

"They're so like us."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"I think we may be related!"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."