Doula Gifts

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."

Can I be Frank with you?

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

"I want the whole thing gutted."

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

"My parents named me Bill because I was past due when I was born."

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."

"This is the night Marvin gets together with his online poker gang."

Revised names of various fish by order of the American Seafood Council.

'And Wilmot doesn't seem too happy about the umpire's decision'

"We still can't decide if she's more a Hillary or an Allison"

"Scurvy Jack? Nah! Dirty Darryl? Scary Larry? Dang, this is hopeless...I'll never come up with a name for that blasted whale!"

"And this is Brie."

'Chuck, meet - sorry, I don't know your name, so we'll call you not-Chuck,'

'The asteroid he named after himself just fell into the sun.'

"It's OK, but I thought an Xbox would be something I could climb into."

Test your rage, $5.

Company changes its name from Trash Company to Waste Management Systems.

Wii Childbirth

"Wait -- you mean to say your NAME is Rich?"

'Take no notice, I fired him ten minutes ago.'

'It's Tom Ridge. He says we'll need to change our name.'

Sania Mirza

"I can't go"

Overweight child playing virtual hopscotch on console

'You want me to stop playing video games and go outside to play? In all that air pollution?'

Graduate Joins the Unemployment Queue.

Intendo.