Doughnut Hole Aficionado Gifts

'And your job is?' - 'Putting the holes in the donuts.'

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Picking pastries.

Today's special... donuts.

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Doughnut Making

You are what you eat!

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

Bear at a vending machine

Dog Day Afternoon

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'