Doughnut Hole Aficionado Prints

'And your job is?' - 'Putting the holes in the donuts.'

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Today's special... donuts.

Picking pastries.

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Doughnut Making

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

You are what you eat!

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

Dog Day Afternoon

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

Bear at a vending machine

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."