Donut Enthusiast Prints

"To avoid raising prices, we made the hole bigger until the donut finally disappeared."

"Does this new vest make me look fat?"

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

'Your account was inactive for over 30 days, sir, so we bought donuts with it.'

'Contrary to popular belief, none of our glove compartments carry a spare donut.'

'This jury will disregard the donuts and festive decorations provided by the defense.'

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

Donut shop given 4 star rating by the police department.

"Oh well. . . another New Year's resolution shot!"

"Diet soda?! Never touch the stuff! It's horrible for your health!"

"I don't know how I got here, dear, but I think the Donut Shop hacked my GPS."

'Here you are, Healy. Along with your badge you get a list of the area's donut shops.'

I'll have today's special please.

"That's my emergency donut."

'It's my Aunt Tillie. She's having doughnuts for supper!'

Police Officer Pushes Donut Up Hill

The glazed-cruller man (the gingerbread man's less swift, but more delicious cousin) makes a fatal error when he rolls into precinct 14.

"Am I hearing things or did your body make a beeping sound when you backed up?"

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

'What's a wheel? I invented a donut.'

The Donut Trap

"Backstabbing is one thing. Eating all the sprinkled donuts is another."

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Nature is returning. And it is bringing donuts!

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Today's special... donuts.

Picking pastries.

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Doughnut Making

You are what you eat!