Double Glazing Professional Gifts

"You'll soon get the hang of the simple Linex 3968X with 4936.." Norman began to think he might be better suited to a career in double glazing."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Castle Cellars: Bob's Basement Waterproofing

Umbrella Roof

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

Swimming Champion.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

'Hi-vis honey I'm home!'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Sorry, what did you say? This new double glazing will be good for noise reduction!

Dept. of Antiquities

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

Dive in...

Thames Water.

"Actually, I wasn't paying any attention to what you just said, but I LOOK interested and engaged, don't I? Cosmetic Eyebrow Surgery!! It's totally changed my LIFE!!"

Maid

J.Froggett Glaziers - "Now go get some business"

"Gee! It must be great living next to a golf course!"

Ceiling Specialists Meet in the Middle.

Light and Heavy bulbs for sale.

"And of course you get a company car!"

'A little help!!'

Me and Women Working, Talking, Bonding.

Double glazing reps will be turned into marshmallow.

Diver on the high dive board with floaties on each arm,

'Don't worry, Fred, there's nothing there, but it always stops the traffic for us to cross the road.'

Spring cleaning with the cat.

Delivery man on wheels.

"Be honest.Would you have kissed me if I'd told you I'd turn into a double glazing salesman?"