Double-cross Detective Gifts

'Keep an eye on Jimmy the Shark during today's meeting. You can always tell if he's planning a double-cross by the way he fidgets with his iPhone.'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Sale.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

'I'd like to report a peeping tom.'

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

The Bargain Brand

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

Black Friday

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."