Double Standard Detective Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for the double standard detective? Explore our collection of humorous and thoughtful items designed for the curious mind. Perfect for enthusiasts who enjoy scrutinizing while having a bit of fun, our products celebrate the art of uncovering inconsistencies with a lighthearted touch. Whether for a friend or yourself, find something that captures the curiosity and wit of a true investigative spirit.

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"I want a woman who's not afraid to have a few extra pounds- but doesn't."

"I want a woman who's not afraid to have a few extra pounds- but doesn't." mockup

"I want a woman who's not afraid to have a few extra pounds- but doesn't."

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It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist. mockup

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

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Can You Spot the Differences?

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A boy acting suspiciously

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"May I get an equation in edgewise." mockup

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

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The Philip Marlow family

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Rumors, lies and innuendo.

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'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.' mockup

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

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60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit. mockup

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

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'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.' mockup

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

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'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.' mockup

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

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"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers." mockup

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

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"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..." mockup

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

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Organ transport team

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It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too. mockup

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.

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'Did you see who pushed you?'

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'... And he has a real 'Jekyll and Hyde' personality! '

'... And he has a real 'Jekyll and Hyde' personality! ' mockup

'... And he has a real 'Jekyll and Hyde' personality! '

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"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here." mockup

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

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"Uh-oh!. . . Look out! Where did he come from? Something spooky is going on in this picture...Can you spot it?"

"Uh-oh!. . . Look out! Where did he come from? Something spooky is going on in this picture...Can you spot it?" mockup

"Uh-oh!. . . Look out! Where did he come from? Something spooky is going on in this picture...Can you spot it?"

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"Do you offer a warranty?"

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A man is tied to a chair and forced to watch TV news.

A man is tied to a chair and forced to watch TV news. mockup

A man is tied to a chair and forced to watch TV news.

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"You see, there's proof I'm in the majority. I don't believe in polls and neither do 59% of other guys."

"You see, there's proof I'm in the majority. I don't believe in polls and neither do 59% of other guys." mockup

"You see, there's proof I'm in the majority. I don't believe in polls and neither do 59% of other guys."

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I'm not avoiding you!

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Detective Honky

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"Quick! Follow that dish and spoon!" mockup

"Quick! Follow that dish and spoon!"

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'Ok, let me get this straight; your friend Kristyn is no longer coming to have supper with us because Danielle told you that Tracy heard from Holly that her sister Melissa thought she saw Kristyn in the mall talking to your old boyfriend?'

'Ok, let me get this straight; your friend Kristyn is no longer coming to have supper with us because Danielle told you that Tracy heard from Holly that her sister Melissa thought she saw Kristyn in the mall talking to your old boyfriend?'

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"I never believe office gossip unless it's backed by some substantial rumors."

"I never believe office gossip unless it's backed by some substantial rumors." mockup

"I never believe office gossip unless it's backed by some substantial rumors."

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Sherlock Holmes and the case of the missing cocaine

Sherlock Holmes and the case of the missing cocaine mockup

Sherlock Holmes and the case of the missing cocaine

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"I really like the author's characterizations, and her dialog is witty and well paced. . . the ending threw me off though, I never would have guessed the killer was the stepson.£

"I really like the author's characterizations, and her dialog is witty and well paced. . . the ending threw me off though, I never would have guessed the killer was the stepson.£

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'The McCain-Palin ticket is now up two points in the polls over Obama-Biden.', 'Racism!', 'The Obama-Biden ticket is now up two points in the polls over McCain-Palin.', 'Sexism!'

'The McCain-Palin ticket is now up two points in the polls over Obama-Biden.', 'Racism!', 'The Obama-Biden ticket is now up two points in the polls over McCain-Palin.', 'Sexism!'

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'Hands up!', 'Where are you going with this?'

'Hands up!', 'Where are you going with this?' mockup

'Hands up!', 'Where are you going with this?'

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Double Standard Detective Gifts Collection

Double Standard Detective Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the double standard detective. Find humorous and clever designs to start their day with a smile.

Double Standard Detective Pillows

Discover pillows that bring humor and wit into their space, celebrating the double standard detective’s sharp eye.

Double Standard Detective Prints

Find prints that showcase their investigative flair with clever, humorous designs for framing and decorating.

Double Standard Detective T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts designed for the inquisitive mind. Perfect for the double standard detective who loves to make a statement.