Double Standard Detective Pillows

"I want a woman who's not afraid to have a few extra pounds- but doesn't."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Can You Spot the Differences?

A boy acting suspiciously

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

The Philip Marlow family

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

Organ transport team

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.

'Did you see who pushed you?'

'... And he has a real 'Jekyll and Hyde' personality! '

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

"Uh-oh!. . . Look out! Where did he come from? Something spooky is going on in this picture...Can you spot it?"

"Do you offer a warranty?"

A man is tied to a chair and forced to watch TV news.

"You see, there's proof I'm in the majority. I don't believe in polls and neither do 59% of other guys."

I'm not avoiding you!

Detective Honky

"Quick! Follow that dish and spoon!"

'Ok, let me get this straight; your friend Kristyn is no longer coming to have supper with us because Danielle told you that Tracy heard from Holly that her sister Melissa thought she saw Kristyn in the mall talking to your old boyfriend?'

"I never believe office gossip unless it's backed by some substantial rumors."

Sherlock Holmes and the case of the missing cocaine

"I really like the author's characterizations, and her dialog is witty and well paced. . . the ending threw me off though, I never would have guessed the killer was the stepson.£

'The McCain-Palin ticket is now up two points in the polls over Obama-Biden.', 'Racism!', 'The Obama-Biden ticket is now up two points in the polls over McCain-Palin.', 'Sexism!'

'Hands up!', 'Where are you going with this?'