Dual-meaning Detective Pillows

Organ transport team

Can You Spot the Differences?

A boy acting suspiciously

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'I don't trust him - he's got beady eyes.'

"It seemed like a long timeout."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

Backdoor

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis."

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

'... And he has a real 'Jekyll and Hyde' personality! '

"It appears the pain is caused by your acupuncture treatments."

"Then again, in some extreme cases, a swift kick in the pants is called for!"

'Let's see what the ol' ticker tape' says.'

'Double or nothing on the second opinion, Doc?'

"Uh-oh!. . . Look out! Where did he come from? Something spooky is going on in this picture...Can you spot it?"

"Do you offer a warranty?"

Well, the car's computer say it's YOU who won't start, runs rough, and back fires on acceleration.

Book surgery.

"Your knee-jerk reactions seem to be working just fine."

'Where's the fine print key?'

"Are you mad at me or just chewing tobacco?"

'The McCain-Palin ticket is now up two points in the polls over Obama-Biden.', 'Racism!', 'The Obama-Biden ticket is now up two points in the polls over McCain-Palin.', 'Sexism!'

'I was off medication when I claimed those tax deductions.'

"Your psychosis is so original, that we're still brainstorming about a good name for it!"