Dual-meaning Detective Mugs

Organ transport team

Can You Spot the Differences?

A boy acting suspiciously

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

"It seemed like a long timeout."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

Backdoor

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis."

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.

'... And he has a real 'Jekyll and Hyde' personality! '

"It appears the pain is caused by your acupuncture treatments."

"Then again, in some extreme cases, a swift kick in the pants is called for!"

'Let's see what the ol' ticker tape' says.'

'Double or nothing on the second opinion, Doc?'

"Do you offer a warranty?"

"Uh-oh!. . . Look out! Where did he come from? Something spooky is going on in this picture...Can you spot it?"

Well, the car's computer say it's YOU who won't start, runs rough, and back fires on acceleration.

Book surgery.

'Where's the fine print key?'

"Are you mad at me or just chewing tobacco?"

"Your psychosis is so original, that we're still brainstorming about a good name for it!"

'The McCain-Palin ticket is now up two points in the polls over Obama-Biden.', 'Racism!', 'The Obama-Biden ticket is now up two points in the polls over McCain-Palin.', 'Sexism!'

'I was off medication when I claimed those tax deductions.'

"He's either got swamp fever, beri-beri or he's teething."