Dot-com Survivor Gifts

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'Look at our boss! I hate working for dot-coms.'

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'I have repented my new economy ways, will work for money'.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

Well you know what they say - here today gone tomorrow - or in the case of dotcoms, here today gone shortly after lunch.

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

'No tipping please.'

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"The cat walking business didn't go anywhere! Neither did we."

We have an all volunteer workforce, and we're still losing money!

"Before you speak to the manager, we want to congratulate you on being our one millionth irate customer."

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Morgue for Dot Com Stocks

Appeals

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

'Y2K compliance!'

"Sorry for the delay, sir - the 'catch of the day' turned on us."

Dot com profits chart going down into the dustbin.

"Everything has been done to death."

"There - now it's a mashed potato. Anything else?"

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

"Relax―all I want is a good table."

"This program really isn't user friendly."

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