90s Tech Survivor Gifts

"My grandpa suffers from Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder from the time when he worked with Windows 95."

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

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Social Media

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"Television sets evolved from animals. My randpop remembers when they had rabbit ears!"

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

"He told me I was a flip phone expected to do a smart phone job."

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

Computer Sale.

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"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"