Dot-com Bubble Historian Gifts

'Y2K compliance!'

Moses on the web

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

S.S.dot.com

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

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"Harris, I want you to buy up anything that has 'dot com' in their title."

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

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"This thing isn't working."

We have an all volunteer workforce, and we're still losing money!

Computer Address Book.

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

The Thinker (Millennials Edition)

Appeals

Morgue for Dot Com Stocks

"...Coulda been huge, man."

'In ancient times they needed these to watch TV!'

'Look at our boss! I hate working for dot-coms.'

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

'I decided on a home based business after my car was repossessed.'

Ebaying at the moon.