Dot-com History Gifts

"...Coulda been huge, man."

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

S.S.dot.com

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

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And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

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Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

'We'd like to christen him 2GR4T7VXS35. That way it'll be easier for him to get his own web domain name when he's older.'

We have an all volunteer workforce, and we're still losing money!

Pop Up Pointillism.

Appeals

Morgue for Dot Com Stocks

"Our founders built this company on a certain set of principles. But since they're all dead and nobody wrote anything down, looks like we're screwed."

'Look at our boss! I hate working for dot-coms.'

'I decided on a home based business after my car was repossessed.'

Ebaying at the moon.

'My backup special...'

'Y2K compliance!'

Kid to mom as she draws lines on Dalmatian: 'I'm connectin' the dots like in kindergarten.'

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

'Until this year, I couldn't find the meaning of life...but then I switched search engines.'

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

"We come out and serenade all first time web users."

E-Business Convention

'I and my Blog'

"The good news is we've financed another dot.com for no fathomable reason."

'Yes, my lemonade is $1.50 a cup. I figured it's the only way for me to recover from the dot-com crash.'

'I have repented my new economy ways, will work for money'.

"Dot com, dot go, now I got - no dough."