Dot-com Bubble Historian Mugs

'Y2K compliance!'

Moses on the web

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

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"Harris, I want you to buy up anything that has 'dot com' in their title."

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

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'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

Appeals

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The Thinker (Millennials Edition)

Computer Address Book.

Morgue for Dot Com Stocks

"...Coulda been huge, man."

'In ancient times they needed these to watch TV!'

'Look at our boss! I hate working for dot-coms.'

'My backup special...'

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'