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'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

WiFi Signals

Obsession with the Internet.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Second lifeReal life.

Man doing a search on a computer

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

Meet the new factory manager.

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

Desert wifi

"Error 404: Brain not found"

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

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'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

Self-employed.

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''