Doping Debates Fan Gifts

Lance Armstrong's web of lies.

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

Impeachment

The George Bush Library Tour.

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

"Resistance" Democrats Promise Bipartisanship with the Same Republicans They Called Scum

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

Mega Pharmaceuticals Legal Dept. What if we claim a generic knockoff of our miracle drug is blasphemous?

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

The partisan cafe

George Will

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

"I've had enough of character building, Dad. Can I support a successful team now?"

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

Chuck Schumer

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"

'Must be some way we can blame that on Obama. . .'

Bring on the Crazy

Two Americas

The delegitimization effort.

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country

Hudibras - 9 - The committee.

'. . . But where's the beef?'

'I was thinking about voting my conscience this time, but then I remembered that I didn't have one.'

Pot and Kettle

"We should be getting started momentarily. The Presidential hopefuls have just arrived on the stage."

'Each one of you will to sing your job creation and tax plans. . . the 'American Idle' will vote for 'the American President'.'

'Going well!'