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"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

Impeachment

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country

'Must be some way we can blame that on Obama. . .'

The partisan cafe

Chuck Schumer

The delegitimization effort.

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

Hudibras - 9 - The committee.

'Going well!'

'Each one of you will to sing your job creation and tax plans. . . the 'American Idle' will vote for 'the American President'.'

Pot and Kettle

'I was thinking about voting my conscience this time, but then I remembered that I didn't have one.'

Moral compass 2003

"We should be getting started momentarily. The Presidential hopefuls have just arrived on the stage."

'. . . But where's the beef?'