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Woman Rings Birdhouse Doorbell.

'Speaking!'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

Micro and Macro Department,

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

Don't forget to read the small print.

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

Devil in the detail

"We're going to need the best forensic accountants money can buy."

'No thanks. I never sign a sales deal at the door.'

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

When pedants take a break.

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

Forward Planning - The key to Success

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

"There's food in the fridge, and clues about the state of our marriage all around the house."

"You're closer. You get it."

'Curiosity'

'In another universe parallel to our own.'

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

"This is probably how they keep getting in."

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

"This franchise deal looks great! But I can't see the fine print."

"This is Clint. He handles the small print!"

"I can smell his fear of commitment."

"The little one? That's for small print!"

"How's this? 'Employee grants to Company, throughout the universe, the omniverse, including all fictional universes of parallel universes yet to be discovered...'"

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