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"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

"It's time to wake up!"

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

'Damn sirens go off as soon as anyone goes near them.'

Bell ringer.

'No thanks. I never sign a sales deal at the door.'

"You rang?"

Ding and Dong.

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

'If you don't mind, I'm trying to use the telephone here.'

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

Two friars ringing bells

The Church-Going Bell.

The Great Out-doors

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

Owl answers telephone.

Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!

"Experience!"

Fire at the Bisto Factory

Woman dresses up to talk to a suitor on the phone.

"Baldo, let everyone know that Tia Carmen is in the hospital!"

The British Society of Campanology...

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

Quasimodo Drops a Clanger

Bell disaster

Alexander Graham Bell - invents the telephone and makes the first 1900 call.