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"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

"It's time to wake up!"

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

'Damn sirens go off as soon as anyone goes near them.'

'No thanks. I never sign a sales deal at the door.'

Bell ringer.

"You rang?"

Ding and Dong.

Sale: All Doors Massively Reduced!

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

Two friars ringing bells

'If you don't mind, I'm trying to use the telephone here.'

Hello, 911? … The pizza place isn't answering their phone!!

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

The Great Out-doors

The Church-Going Bell.

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

Owl answers telephone.

Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!

"Experience!"

Fire at the Bisto Factory

"Baldo, let everyone know that Tia Carmen is in the hospital!"

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

Woman dresses up to talk to a suitor on the phone.

Alexander Graham Bell - invents the telephone and makes the first 1900 call.

Quasimodo Drops a Clanger

Bell disaster

The British Society of Campanology...