Door Juggler T-Shirts

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

Work/Life Balance

Golfing Boss

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Travelling

Football

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

Moving in

Acclaimed mother.

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

A woman watches football on her computer.

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'What do I do around here? Sir, I really think I deserve some time for research and preparation before answering that.'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."