Door Juggler Prints

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

Work/Life Balance

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

Golfing Boss

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Football

Travelling

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

"....how many kids have we got now?"

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

Acclaimed mother.

Moving in

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

A woman watches football on her computer.

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."