Furniture Juggler Prints

Moving a piano.

Golfing Boss

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Travelling

Acclaimed mother.

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

'Choose, Fenwick ? me or corporatge clout.'

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

"I didn't feel any 'earthquake'."

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

Health Warning - This job will lead you to drink.

"If Labor Day is supposed to be a day off for workers to spend time with their families...I think Tia Carmen needs a day off from Labor Day."

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

"Right, 1:02 minutes to the corporate conference meeting."

Bored with yoga, the very fittest neighborhood moms start up a "Running with Furniture" club.

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

'Treat yourself to a game of pot black.'

Your computer says "work," but your skin says "Facebook."

Yes, I can multi-task.

Man at sports arena sees plane pulling banner that tells him to get back to work.

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

"And as we study this list, one thing is clear... my wife is doing groceries with my sales report."

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

Octopus

Why men hate shopping.

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

'Dinners Ready' (Colour)

Moving and Storage: "Did they say moving?"