Role Juggler Prints

"I've diversified so much lately I don't know what I'm in."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

Supermom.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

Balancing work and family

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

Brickie's Mate

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'