How To Deal With The Upcoming Recession, Inflation, Depression, Ice Age, Greenhouse Effect, Energy Crunch, Population Explosion, and Complete End of the World in the Year 2000.
Doomscroller Gifts
Doomscrolling can drain even the most resilient spirits. Our curated range of humorous and thoughtful items helps you find relief and laughter amid the digital overload. Perfect for anyone who needs a playful reminder to look away and take a breather.
Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.
'The economy can't be all that bad. That shop that sells guns and gold bullion has a line out the door.'
A Second Stimulus is Coming,
World Ends Today - Sorry About the Inconvenience.
"Hi. My name's Kevin. And I'm a newsaholic. It's been twelve hours since my last doomscroll..."
Recession tip: think positive!
'Are you sure you want to watch this?'
'Stocks dropped today, proving once again that life sucks.'
Mobile addiction
Bad News
"I'm bored."
'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'
'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'
'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'
A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.
Witch dice.
Essex computer.
Beware of stimulus plans.
"Sometimes we all feel like we've been tossed. You just have to roll with it."
The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard
"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."
There were times when Ralph wished god didn't move in such mysterious ways.
'You're not interrupting anything...the four of us are just sitting around before dinner...Barbara, me and our two phones.'
50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone
Are you going to read a book the whole time? That's so rude!
Monolithopoly.
"I have to get this project finished."
"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"
"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."
"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"
"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"
Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.
Doomscroller Gifts Collection
Doomscroller Mugs
Looking for a mug that makes a statement? Explore our funny doomscrolling mugs and add some humor to your coffee breaks.
Doomscroller Pillows
Bring humor into your home with our fun doomscroller pillows, adding a cheeky touch to your sofa or bed.
Doomscroller Prints
Decorate with personality using our playful doomscrolling prints, ideal for adding a humorous vibe to any room.
Doomscroller T-Shirts
Say it loud with our witty doomscroller t-shirts—perfect for those who want to laugh at their digital habits in style.