Donut Shop Worker Gifts

'I got it last Christmas. You know, most people aren't aware Chia Pet makes a hair replacement system.'

Cafe Burns.

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

National Coffee Day

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

How About Serving Us For a Change

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

'Can I get a box for this?'

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

The Deli Llama

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

"Oh yes, I proudly served."

'Where did you get the meat slicer? France.'

Biocafeteraologist

"Don't think you can just put the on the costume and replace Jeff."

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

'The good news is I'm down to one latte a day.'

"America hasn't been discovered yet -- how about cheddar?"

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

"Nothing says butter - like something from the udder."

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."