Domestic Helper With A Twist Gifts

Why father helps with the washing up

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

"I don't do windows."

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

'My wife likes it when I help out in the kitchen.'

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

Romance over the Irons

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

Cordless Drill and Drill Less Cords.

"I'm going to put some shelves up, certain scenes may contain strong language."

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

In his own way, Todd does his part to save the whales.

'This new robot vacuum cleaner really. . . sucks!'

Swiss Army Wife

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

'Hope I'm not catching you with a bird in the bath, Harold?'

"Fall prevention!"

Volunteer Bureau: 'I want to help people who are older than myself...'

Maid.

"This won't work for me, because I'll be given more chores to do at home."

"He won't wear the sweater I crocheted for him."

'...And how are you managing without me at home?'

'Do you have one with a bigger back burner? There's a lot of stuff I can't deal with right now.'

'At least now he sleeps through the night.'

The mysteries of man-land.

'I'm moving Saturday, can I borrow your dolly?'

Breakfast in Bed for Housewife

Mother taping childs mouth.

Brushing Under Man's Wig

"Hi, Mom, just popped by to see what you were doing."

'I never would have joined this group had I known about the uniforms.'